I Have a Black Belt in Sarcasm
I Have a Black Belt in Sarcasm
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I Have a Black Belt in Sarcasm
Embrace your razor-sharp wit and biting humor with this daring sweatshirt that proudly declares, "I Hold a Black Belt in Sarcasm." Tailored for those who excel in the fine art of clever retorts and witty banter, this garment playfully celebrates your mastery of sarcasm. Designed for both comfort and style, it's the ideal choice for casual outings or witty exchanges. Wear it with pride and announce to the world that your sarcasm game is at its peak. A must-have for connoisseurs of irony and sarcasm alike.
A classic sweatshirt with crew neck.
Please review the size chart to ensure you receive the fit you want.
About the product:
- Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
- Solid colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Turnaround & shipping time
Please note that our standard turnaround and delivery time within the USA is typically 5-8 business days. However, please understand that these timeframes are estimates and cannot be guaranteed. We recommend allowing sufficient time when placing your order to account for any potential delays.
Returns & exchanges
We don’t accept returns or exchanges. But if you have any issues with your order, contact us immediately.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 50.08 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 85.09 | 87.63 | 90.17 | 92.71 | 95.25 | 97.79 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33 ½ | 34 ½ | 35 ½ | 36 ½ | 37 ½ | 38 ½ |
Care instructions
| Wash | Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors |
| Tumble Dry | Low |
| Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron | Do not iron |
